I personally didn't find McCain's presence there anymore vulgar or putrid than all the blacks huddled under umbrellas trying to shake McCain's hand. I couldn't force the thought from my mind of how many lives might be saved if this 100-year-warmonger, McCain, left the area as Dr. King had forty years earlier. I'd much rather this old man bite a bullet than have another 4,000 or more young Americans die for a lie, and I said so.

Edward, a New Yorker, and I had worked together in a third world euthanasia program on the behalf of our Christian leadership in Washington, D.C. He said, "I'd prefer to watch the economy drive the morons in this country to suicide rather than waste a cute little P. terribilis or bullet on them."

I chimed in, "No way can we save the world from the Christian hypocrites by poisoning or shooting a few of them, especially since the Catholics and Mormons breed like rats. How about if we round up as many as we can and neuter the males and spay the bitches?"

The other member of our threesome, Sal, spoke up, "We Jews have the best plan. We simply incite wars between Christians and Muslims. It's a grand plan that has fringe benefits almost as important as the primary goal. Bob, as a retired pilot, you surely know about parasite drag? This plan gets rid of not only Bible thumpers and rag heads, it'll eliminate countless thousands of jungle bunnies as well."